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obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! don't underestimate the force.


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look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.  you don't believe in the force, do you? i'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.  your eyes can deceive you.  don't trust them.  don't underestimate the force.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.  oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this? a tremor in the force.  the last time i felt it was in the presence of my old master.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.  she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.  send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.  there'll be no one to stop us this time!


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the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.  oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this? still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think?

11.02.12 01:39  chicken --> me  ir dirty burst
11.02.12 02:18  chicken --> me  no for you
11.02.12 03:01  me --> chicken  dirty burst?
11.02.12 03:02  chicken --> me  save me? i'm drunk and not far from you maybe
11.02.12 03:03  me --> chicken  oh you would. where are you?
11.02.12 03:03  chicken --> me  idk aurora ish ness
11.02.12 03:04  me --> chicken  not a small city :-P where am i taking you too?

alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  escape is not his plan.  i must face him, alone.  all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it?


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hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.  partially, but it also obeys your commands.  all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.  i suggest you try it again, luke.  this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

still, she's got a lot of spirit.
i don't know, what do you think?
as you wish.
oh god, my uncle.
how am i ever gonna explain this?

she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.  send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.  there'll be no one to stop us this time! i find your lack of faith disturbing.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  i find your lack of faith disturbing.  ye-ha!

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remember, a jedi can feel the force flowing through him.  what?! don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

i don't know what you're talking about.
i am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to alderaan.
i have traced the rebel spies to her.
now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it?
besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.
it's more like... suicide.
i suggest you try it again, luke.  this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.
ye-ha!
i find your lack of faith disturbing.
you are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! take her away!
oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this?
alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.
i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.

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you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

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this is an image.  hello domo!

i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.  he is here.  alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  i'm trying not to, kid.

still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think? all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think? i can't get involved! i've got work to do! it's not that i like the empire, i hate it, but there's nothing i can do about it right now.  it's such a long way from here.

don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.  the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.  i'm trying not to, kid.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.

a tremor in the force.  the last time i felt it was in the presence of my old master.  i call it luck.  remember, a jedi can feel the force flowing through him.  i'm trying not to, kid.  don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  look, i ain't in this for your revolution, and i'm not in it for you, princess.  i expect to be well paid.  i'm in it for the money.

he is here.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.  it's more like... suicide.

i'm trying not to, kid.  you don't believe in the force, do you? the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home!


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hey, luke! may the force be with you.  i don't know what you're talking about.  i am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to alderaan.  in my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

clone war veteran

look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks.  motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'?


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i'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.  i suggest you try it again, luke.  this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.  i'm trying not to, kid.  you don't believe in the force, do you? i care.  so, what do you think of her, han? look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.

i'm in your lab takin' your gear!!

i'm the bomb! make me blow up new window internal link.

dantooine.  they're on dantooine.  i call it luck.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! you don't believe in the force, do you?

what?! i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home!

don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.  the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.  in my experience, there is no such thing as luck.  look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.

i suggest you try it again, luke.  this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! i'm trying not to, kid.

what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.  it's more like... suicide.  oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this? what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.  it's more like... suicide.

you don't believe in the force, do you? i call it luck.  dantooine.  they're on dantooine.  all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home!


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don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  dantooine.  they're on dantooine.  what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.  it's more like... suicide.  all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? i find your lack of faith disturbing.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think? look, i ain't in this for your revolution, and i'm not in it for you, princess.  i expect to be well paid.  i'm in it for the money.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.  dantooine.  they're on dantooine.

i call it luck.  the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.  i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.  the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.  alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think?

i can't get involved! i've got work to do! it's not that i like the empire, i hate it, but there's nothing i can do about it right now.  it's such a long way from here.  you don't believe in the force, do you? don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this? your eyes can deceive you.  don't trust them.

alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  you don't believe in the force, do you? hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.  i'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.  she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.  send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.  there'll be no one to stop us this time!

ye-ha! don't underestimate the force.  you don't believe in the force, do you? you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.  send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.  there'll be no one to stop us this time!

you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! you don't believe in the force, do you? i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.  remember, a jedi can feel the force flowing through him.


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still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think? all right.  well, take care of yourself, han.  i guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.

i care.  so, what do you think of her, han? he is here.  i'm trying not to, kid.  you don't believe in the force, do you? he is here.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.

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what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.  it's more like... suicide.  hey, luke! may the force be with you.  hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.  partially, but it also obeys your commands.

escape is not his plan.  i must face him, alone.  i call it luck.  i find your lack of faith disturbing.  remember, a jedi can feel the force flowing through him.  dantooine.  they're on dantooine.


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i suggest you try it again, luke.  this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.  obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.  i'm trying not to, kid.  don't underestimate the force.  what?! hey, luke! may the force be with you.

still, she's got a lot of spirit.  i don't know, what do you think? i don't know what you're talking about.  i am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to alderaan.  don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.  send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.  there'll be no one to stop us this time! hey, luke! may the force be with you.  oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this?

what!? don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  your eyes can deceive you.  don't trust them.  oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this? i'm trying not to, kid.

look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.  a tremor in the force.  the last time i felt it was in the presence of my old master.  i don't know what you're talking about.  i am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to alderaan.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.

you don't believe in the force, do you? oh god, my uncle.  how am i ever gonna explain this? in my experience, there is no such thing as luck.  i can't get involved! i've got work to do! it's not that i like the empire, i hate it, but there's nothing i can do about it right now.  it's such a long way from here.  obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.  look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.

i don't know what you're talking about.  i am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to alderaan.  you're all clear, kid.  let's blow this thing and go home! i need your help, luke.  she needs your help.  i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.  the more you tighten your grip, tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.  i suggest you try it again, luke.  this time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

hey, luke! may the force be with you.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.  what!? alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  your eyes can deceive you.  don't trust them.  hey, luke! may the force be with you.

remember, a jedi can feel the force flowing through him.  hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.  i'm trying not to, kid.

a tremor in the force.  the last time i felt it was in the presence of my old master.  dantooine.  they're on dantooine.  i find your lack of faith disturbing.  what?!

don't act so surprised, your highness.  you weren't on any mercy mission this time.  several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.  i want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.  look, i ain't in this for your revolution, and i'm not in it for you, princess.  i expect to be well paid.  i'm in it for the money.  dantooine.  they're on dantooine.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.  don't underestimate the force.  don't underestimate the force.


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i'm trying not to, kid.  ye-ha! alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan.  i've got to go home.  it's late, i'm in for it as it is.  i want to come with you to alderaan.  there's nothing for me here now.  i want to learn the ways of the force and be a jedi, like my father before me.

  • red five standing by.  obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.
  • what good is a reward if you ain't around to use it?
  • besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.  it's more like... suicide.
  • she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
  • send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.
  • there'll be no one to stop us this time! you are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! take her away!

look, i can take you as far as anchorhead.  you can get a transport there to mos eisley or wherever you're going.  obi-wan is here.  the force is with him.  she must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.  send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, commander.  there'll be no one to stop us this time! you don't believe in the force, do you?

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